{"product_id":"small-peen-plushie","title":"Small Peen Plushie","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"k5lxao\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"31\"\u003eEmotional Support Peen Plush\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"33\" data-end=\"179\"\u003eSoft. Chaotic. Slightly inappropriate.\u003cbr data-start=\"71\" data-end=\"74\"\u003eThe perfect little emotional support goblin for your shelf, desk, book nook, or unsuspecting best friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"450\"\u003eEach plushie is handmade with ultra-soft plush yarn and stuffed with enough chaos to make people laugh the second they see it. Standing approximately 5.5” tall, every peen has its own slightly unique shape and personality because they’re individually crocheted by hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"570\"\u003eAvailable in multiple colors including:\u003cbr\u003e💜 Purple\u003cbr data-start=\"501\" data-end=\"504\"\u003e💚 Green\u003cbr data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"515\"\u003e🖤 Black\u003cbr data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"526\"\u003e🤍 White\u003cbr data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"537\"\u003e🩷 Pink\u003cbr data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"547\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e…and more as available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"570\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach plushie is handmade and can take up to a week for shipping. Please be patient!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"570\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1dr5t50\" data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"583\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"758\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2jrcys\" data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"603\"\u003eApprox. 5.5” tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1p31pzk\" data-start=\"604\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eHandmade crochet plush\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"tkp0f7\" data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"652\"\u003eUltra-soft plush yarn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10idrxa\" data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"666\"\u003eSafety eyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"w346ls\" data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"720\"\u003eEach plushie is one-of-a-kind and may vary slightly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mdavmd\" data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"758\"\u003eIntended for adults\/novelty gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mdavmd\" data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"758\"\u003eSome may have wings, horns, tentacles, or whatever else my brain thinks is funny at the time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"772\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"915\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"zpgszf\" data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"793\"\u003eBachelorette gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bj85gu\" data-start=\"794\" data-end=\"806\"\u003eDesk decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1eqft43\" data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"824\"\u003eBooktok goblins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"q15435\" data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"844\"\u003eEmotional support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"a3dctw\" data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"874\"\u003eFriends with unhinged humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"tlo2kd\" data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"915\"\u003e“I saw this and thought of you” energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"1034\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e⚠️ Due to handmade nature, slight differences in shape, expression, and proportions are normal and part of the charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"1034\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⚠️ These are NOT meant for children. Not only because they are fucking penises but because the safety eyes and stuffing could come off with heavy usage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"1034\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"1034\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePattern by Whimsical Dream Crochet\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vic Raven Author","offers":[{"title":"Purple","offer_id":47394770157717,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":47394770190485,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beige","offer_id":47394770223253,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":47394770256021,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":47394770288789,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":47394770321557,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":47394770354325,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/4482\/4981\/files\/20260530_203623.jpg?v=1780228792","url":"https:\/\/www.vicravenauthor.com\/products\/small-peen-plushie","provider":"Vic Raven Author","version":"1.0","type":"link"}