{"product_id":"medium-peen-plushie","title":"Medium Peen Plushie","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmiling Peen Plushie – Emotional Support Gremlin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCute. Chaotic. Weirdly encouraging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA happy little emotional support goblin ready to sit on your desk, guard your bookshelf, or emotionally support your terrible decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis smiling plushie is handmade with ultra-soft plush yarn and approximately 7.5” tall, making it the perfect oversized novelty companion. Each one is crocheted by hand, giving every plushie its own unique personality and slightly chaotic charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in multiple colors including:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💚 Green\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💜 Purple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🖤 Black\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🤍 White\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🩷 Pink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e…and more as available.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause each plushie is handmade to order, please allow up to one week for shipping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApprox. 7.5” tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade crochet plush\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUltra-soft plush yarn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSafety eyes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEmbroidered smile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-of-a-kind and may vary slightly in shape and expression\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntended for adults\/novelty gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBachelorette gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesk goblin decor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEmotional support\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBookTok chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFriends with questionable humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I regret nothing” energy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaking people laugh immediately upon eye contact\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1034\" data-start=\"917\"\u003e⚠️ Due to handmade nature, slight differences in shape, expression, and proportions are normal and part of the charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1034\" data-start=\"917\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⚠️ These are NOT meant for children. Not only because they are fucking penises but because the safety eyes and stuffing could come off with heavy usage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1034\" data-start=\"917\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1034\" data-start=\"917\"\u003ePattern by Whimsical Dream Crochet\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vic Raven Author","offers":[{"title":"Purple","offer_id":47394883698837,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":47394883731605,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beige","offer_id":47394883764373,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":47394883797141,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":47394883829909,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":47394883862677,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":47394883895445,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/4482\/4981\/files\/20260529_184446.jpg?v=1780229353","url":"https:\/\/www.vicravenauthor.com\/products\/medium-peen-plushie","provider":"Vic Raven Author","version":"1.0","type":"link"}